“Why Don’t You Try Vacationing Inside of Mahatma Gandhi?”

There is an island inside of Mahatma Gandhi offering a breath-taking underwater view of turtles, fish, roots and jack fruits. By snorkeling inside of Gandhi, one can enjoy the under-water marine life and view the rarest varieties of corals. You can also watch hundreds of fish nibble away at the vestiges of the British colonial [...]

The Real Song

somewhere in the notes of an untuned piano somewhere there’s the real song and we try play it right but it sounds all wrong and even though we know it sounds all wrong we still try to play it right because somewhere there’s the real song somewhere in the notes of an untuned piano

Even if the Black Bird Never Sings the Riches

Some would say that since we’re all supposedly priceless, you need not be a gem-encrusted piece of black avian statuary coming in on a slow boat from Hong Kong to have your own personal Sam Spade out there looking for you. Well, if you believe this, maybe you should help a fellow out, give Spade [...]

I Am a Man of Many Bagpipes

I don’t know how to use them or what they’re really for but if bagpipes could make a teary gondolier then I would be that teary gondolier and if bagpipes could make a femme fatale then I would be that femme fatale and if bagpipes could make a folktale alligator then I would be that [...]

Specifications for Each Shot Glass

Top diameter: 8.5 cm (3 3/8 inches) Bottom diameter 5.6 cm (2 1/4 inches) Height: 15.0 cm (5 7/8 inches) Clear of any adornments or affectations No “Boston Red Sox 2004 World Series Champions” No cartoon surfers or a 3-D “Hawaii” in blue and orange No school shields or names No logos No brands No [...]

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