Don’t blame the plunger for the error of the flapper.Don’t blame the bad news on the rubber band (or any other wrapper).Don’t blame the little piglets for your slip inside the pen.Don’t blame me for once, blame me only for again.
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Blame Me Only for Again
Posted by Tom Busillo on March 20, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/03/20/blame-me-only-for-again/
Cheap Source of Protein
Posted by Tom Busillo on March 12, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/03/12/cheap-source-of-protein/
The Bit In The Mouth Of The Jockey
The bit in the mouth of the jockey made a laugher of the horse, made the stable hay turn red – his hide whipped raw of course. But should a horse be whipped for laughing if his rider chews the bit, or should the whipping boy be who should know where the bit was meant [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on October 9, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/10/09/the-bit-in-the-mouth-of-the-jockey/
Ballad (Ballast) of the Hummer Driver
I got a Hummer H1 parked in my driveway. I keep it very shiny. It hasn’t helped me get chicks. It’s like they all know my dick’s so thin and tiny.
Posted by Tom Busillo on September 16, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/09/16/ballad-ballast-of-the-hummer-driver/
paint it raw
raw is a color that could be red that could be blue a yellow-dead hue for you though never saw it’s your room now so paint it raw
Posted by Tom Busillo on August 25, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/08/25/paint-it-raw/
Do the Children of the Shoemaker Really Have No Shoes?
The children of the shoemaker have no shoes? Does that mean the children of the blues guitarist don’t have any blues? The children of the fruit peddler don’t have any fruit? The children of the boot maker don’t have a single boot? The children of the banker, their pockets have no money? The children of [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on August 14, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/08/14/do-the-children-of-the-shoemaker-really-have-no-shoes/
I Don’t Wheel Well
I don’t wheel well, I’m not alright – when you turn left, my wheel goes R I G H T. It SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S a c r o s s t h e f l o o r ablackmark j o i n i m a n y o g r pastlinesmade by stubborn sickness, as if marks are [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on July 29, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/07/29/i-don%e2%80%99t-wheel-well/
Redacted from “The Children’s Book of Virtues” by William J. Bennett (no. 2)
Morality is good, Morality’s divine, But it does not apply to stacks of chips Placed on the no pass line. Betting teaches virtue, Betting teaches control, Always double-up your bets When you are on a roll! Gambling is a hobby, Gambling is no vice, When you see your chip stack grow You feel so very [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on July 24, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/07/24/redacted-from-%e2%80%9cthe-children%e2%80%99s-book-of-virtues%e2%80%9d-by-william-j-bennett-no-2/
What Are Little Girls Made Of?
A smidge of Midge, A tress of Tess, A cell of Bell, A mess of Bess, A nail of Gayle, A spray of Rae, A dish of Mish, A stray of Gae, A splat of Pat, A spit of Britt, A set of Gret, A flit of Kit, A bar of Mar, A bray of [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on July 23, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/07/23/what-are-little-girls-made-of/
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