Every exit is an entrance to somewhere else except when you find yourself in a square room whose four walls each have at their midpoint a door which when exited has the effect of re-entering the room via the door opposite of the door being exited. In rooms like this you’re pretty much fucked.
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Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 12)
Posted by Tom Busillo on May 27, 2012
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Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 11)
If you give a hungry man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you give a hungry man a gun, he will likely aim it at you and say, “take me to where you keep the fish.”
Posted by Tom Busillo on February 26, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/02/26/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-11/
Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 10)
For an uber-cool community of artists and those devoted to art: release a procession of sky lanterns lifting Damien Hirst into the night sky, launch dove-shaped balloons as an alternative to flying doves, or try White Smoke that has been kept safe from vandals. To clear the dance floor of all women: start playing Steely [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on May 2, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/05/02/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-10/
Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 9)
Do not think that you can judge the value of what’s on the other hand if your other hand is behind your back and so numb from frostbite that you would not know if you were holding a hamburger or a ham bone. Ask a friend who you trust who is neither blind nor mute [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on March 3, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/03/03/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-9/
Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 8)
The term, “Aztec,” is a startlingly imprecise term to describe the culture that formed between the Allegheny and the Monongahela rivers in the 1970′s. A much better term is “Steelers Country,” although if you say “Stillers Country” we’ll know what you mean.
Posted by Tom Busillo on February 18, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/02/18/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-8/
Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 7)
Only you can start training with weights. No one can pick up the weight for you. You need to do it yourself. If you pay someone to lift the weight for you this does not count, unless it is a fitness trainer lifting the weight in the context of showing you how the weight should [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on February 8, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/02/08/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-7/
Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 6)
A rich man might share shame with the poor man, but under no circumstances will he share his private executive restroom with him. He will direct him to the bathroom in the hall past the elevators next to the janitor’s closet or immediately call security – depending on his mood. If the poor man approaches [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on January 23, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/01/23/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-6/
Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 5)
Don’t think even a rich man can devour misery and it will always taste like apple butter. Most rich men who devour misery report that it tastes like a slice of New York-style cheesecake made of soap or earwax.
Posted by Tom Busillo on December 29, 2010
http://monsterbegood.com/2010/12/29/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-5/
Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 4)
Before you book a journey of revenge you must always think of the duck who took his revenge upon the poisoned apple in the road and never rose again. After remembering to avoid eating random fruit found on a highway make sure your guns are cleaned and oiled and your silencers all fit just like [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on December 27, 2010
http://monsterbegood.com/2010/12/27/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-4/
Redacted from the Book of Proverbs (no. 3)
Don’t forget to understand the lesson of the fool who tries to trade in his swan for an ugly ducking. For a wise man may easily disguise himself as a fool to fool another wise man. Although it is unlikely that the ugly duckling has swallowed many precious jewels and gems or an ingot of [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on December 26, 2010
http://monsterbegood.com/2010/12/26/redacted-from-the-book-of-proverbs-no-3/
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