In some cases indeed, death does come like a thief in the night, wearing latex gloves and a mask, careful of what it touches. I’m Detective Frank Green. I used to work Vice. Now I work Homicide. I make my living bringing killers and murderers to justice then watching justice smack them silly [...]
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The Continuing Adventures of Detective Frank Green
Posted by Tom Busillo on February 22, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/02/22/the-continuing-adventures-of-detective-frank-green-3/
The Continuing Adventures of Detective Frank Green
One doesn’t press the grapes for evidence of the wine, especially when the grapes are clearly tagged as evidence themselves. I’m Detective Frank Green. I used to work Vice. Now I work Homicide. And nothing pisses me off more than when some gung-ho s*&t for brains improperly handles a key piece of evidence allowing a [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on September 25, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/09/25/the-continuing-adventures-of-detective-frank-green-2/
The Continuing Adventures of Detective Frank Green
What are a young hare, a young falcon, and a young owl called? If they have paid or agreed to pay money in exchange for the performance of sexual acts they are called guilty of Solicitation. I’m Detective Frank Green. I work Vice. The night shift. I bust hookers, their pimps and their johns. It’s [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on September 22, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/09/22/the-continuing-adventures-of-detective-frank-green/
Little Sue
loving organisms die and now disease can be blown in or brought in by birds or animals that lunch box or thermos begins to get thin Little Sue with an obstructed bowel whittles a small corncob into a doll of a little girl with an obstructed bowel named Littler Sue who whittles a smaller corncob [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on August 24, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/08/24/little-sue/
Right Side
When crocheting your projects you may have come across the terms "right side" and "wrong side." In a nut shell, "right side" refers to the side more effective for combating colorectal cancer.
Posted by Tom Busillo on August 2, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/08/02/right-side/
There’s a Norwegian in the Woodpile
There’s a Norwegian in the woodpile. COD appears to be GSW to upper torso. Likely a shotgun blast at close range. Wallet found on victim indicates deceased’s name is Olaf Christiansen; age 42; residence, Olso, Norway. Business cards found in wallet suggest Mr. Christiansen is probably employed in the computer software industry. My name is [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on June 4, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/06/04/there%e2%80%99s-a-norwegian-in-the-woodpile/
The Author Was Found Dead at His Desk
I query the quib. I examine the pen. Words can be deadly, but This was a stabbing. My name is Detective Frank Green. I used to work Vice. Now I work Homicide. And there’s no time for rhyme When there’s a murderer on the loose. from one of my ongoing projects entitled, “The Continuing Adventures [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on June 2, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/06/02/the-dead-author/
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