The squirrels run down the tree and jump in my bush.
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Found Poem from a Female Caller to the Weekly Radio Show “You Bet Your Garden” That Made Carol Titter
Posted by Tom Busillo on May 9, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/05/09/found-poem-from-a-female-caller-to-the-weekly-radio-show-you-bet-your-garden-that-made-carol-titter/
in a room on the second floor
found poem, source: Caption to a photograph by Ron Cortes accompanying “Second change seen for Mt. Airy Landmark,” by Jennifer Lin, in The Philadelphia Inquirer 4/16/12.
Posted by Tom Busillo on April 27, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/04/27/in-a-room-on-the-second-floor/
Mystery man who handled rapid fox appears healthy
found poem, source: “Mystery man who handled rapid fox appears healthy,” by Peter Mucha, The Philadelphia Inquirer, 4/26/12, B2
Posted by Tom Busillo on April 26, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/04/26/mystery-man-who-handled-rapid-fox-appears-healthy/
Elevator Maintenance: A Series of Non-Traditional Haiku Derived From a Statistical Analysis of Elevator Malfunctions on the Campus of UCLA
elevator maintenance where there are 497 elevators distributed in 99 different buildings . . . . . . . . . . . . hundreds of elevator problems are reported and need to be solved each month . . . . . . . . . . . . elevator [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on April 16, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/04/16/elevator-maintenance-a-series-of-non-traditional-haiku-derived-from-a-statistical-analysis-of-elevator-malfunctions-on-the-campus-of-ucla/
found poem
unclench your teeth and soften them imagine the many reasons they act the way they do stretch to understand their predicament, their suffering and pain and realize, importantly, that it has nothing to do with you found poem, source: truncated paragraph from “Why Sweet Treatment is Right for a Sourpuss,” Tamar Chansky, Phiadelphia [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on February 15, 2012
http://monsterbegood.com/2012/02/15/found-poem/
CORRECTING ERRORS
Personalizing the vocabulary will prevent many recognition errors however, some errors are inevitable. By properly correcting errors you can help learn from them, so errors are less likely to happen again. You can experiment with when to correct and how to correct [entirely by voice, but also typing over, and more] Explore Correction to see [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on December 22, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/12/22/correcting-errors/
Suggestions to Protect Yourself
Be very careful when using scissors, knives or nail clippers. Shave with an electric razor. Brush with a soft-bristled toothbrush and use waxed dental floss. Always wear shoes outside and slippers with non-skid bottoms or shoes inside the house. Never trim calluses or corns yourself. Avoid using toothpicks. Use gloves when working in the yard [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on October 10, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/10/10/suggestions-to-protect-yourself/
Instead of Calmly Telling Adrian, “I’m Sorry, Honey, But You Told Mommy You Wanted the Hot Dog”
You say no! You say no! You want chicken nuggets! No hot dog! No hot dog! Your face is really sad! You’re on the floor! found poem, source: “Tantrum Tactics”, WebMD the Magazine, June 2011, p. 36… …oh…and also on the Web.
Posted by Tom Busillo on July 22, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/07/22/instead-of-calmly-telling-adrian-%e2%80%9ci%e2%80%99m-sorry-honey-but-you-told-mommy-you-wanted-the-hot-dog%e2%80%9d/
You have your mother’s cheekbones
You have your mother’s cheekbones and father’s eyelashes. But your flair for vintage shopping is entirely original. Much like the new 2011 Jeep® Compass. It has a legendary bloodline, but also has a free-spirited attitude all its own. It also gives you up to 29 miles per gallon highway, so adventures can last longer than [...]
Posted by Tom Busillo on April 26, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/04/26/you-have-your-mothers-cheekbones/
The Thing About Bichons Is…
THEY WILL PENETRATE A BRICK WALL WHEN THE PROPER MIXTURE IS DETONATED
Posted by Tom Busillo on April 5, 2011
http://monsterbegood.com/2011/04/05/the-thing-about-bichons-is%e2%80%a6/
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