I Never Claimed to Be the Sharpest Spoon in the Yogurt

sometimes i get sgniht backwards
mis-spell and a sparrot falls in love with
the cat that will devour it
you cant: always get the grammar right
even if the gramophone skipping
a the ‘s and
something’ssomething’s doublingdoubling upup
to the surface on the surface
to a surfeit of sufficiency
you can learn to walk if you never move
but moving is what gives walking its efficiency
advantage over astral projection
so thaw, hitngs get mangdel
show me a law where it says
you always have to be the sharpest
spoon in the yogurt, the brightest
tone in the tune, have all your jacks
and jills living in a safe house
look, it’s not my business to tell you which state
of wonder you should be living in, just that
in a state of wonder car insurance is optional
and vehicle registration is impossible

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