There is an island inside of Mahatma Gandhi offering a breath-taking underwater view of turtles, fish, roots and jack fruits.
By snorkeling inside of Gandhi, one can enjoy the under-water marine life and view the rarest varieties of corals.
You can also watch hundreds of fish nibble away at the vestiges of the British colonial empire.
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EXPAND YOUR MIND:
Did you know that Mahatma Gandhi founded more than 1200 species of fish and 350 species of Mini-Turtles?
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Near sunset you are very likely to spot Gandhi on the beach weighing fish larvae from Cuba.
Visitors are encouraged to talk to him, capture him and gut him, as Gandhi himself makes for delicious eating.
He can be poached, baked, broiled, or fried – though he is most commonly served as a sandwich on rye bread
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THEY SAID IT:
“The bad habits, like eating the other dogs, are the prerogative of the brave.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
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Although Mahatma Gandhi is a terrific tour destination for families who want squat on the ground and learn how to perform medically unnecessary operations on Australian Cattle Dogs, a new version of Mahatma Gandhi – tentatively titled Manhatta Gandhi – is being developed.
The new Gandhi will be better equipped to play online hidden object games; provide more than enough authentic Siamese kitten names; and feed on fish, seals, turtles and other marine carnivores like crabs.
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DID YOU KNOW?
Because Gandhi could not eat meat, he subsisted exclusively on cartoon puppies.
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If you’re fortunate, you might see either Gandhi come ashore to lay their eggs near a spinning wheel serving puppy chow, then go off to the Physical Fitness Centre.
If you are new to Core Knowledge, as you observe Gandhi doing incline flyes you may be tempted to ask your tour guide questions like “Are all those tubes really necessary?” or “What would happen if you removed them one at a time?”
But these questions are answered already in your guidebook – so don’t be a schmendrick and ask about the tubes.
