some straws

some straws in the wind of disaffection
some straws breaking the surface of Lake Doubt
some straws feeling guilty for the doomed comrades they sent out

some straws that are too short
some straws that are too thin
some straws that are cracked and won’t take a full breath in

some straws to cover the trapdoor
some straws to kindle the fire
some straws arranged on jungle floors to hide the thin tripwire

some straws inside the mattress where she’s pass out from the gin
some straws outside the mattress, not complicit with the sin

some straws in the parched mouths of the sick
some straws turned to ash by the candle’s wick

some straws to make the houses that the wolves will all blow down
some straws to make the bricks that shatter windows when they
don’t want your kind around

some straws fed to horses mouths by victims of lobotomies
some straws pierce through a bloody throats in desperate tracheotomies

and some straws
float
inexplicably
down
a city gutter
on a river of rain

Defensive Wounds

It’s okay that you’ve been skewed
by TV dramas of procedural crime,
but the real truth is that defensive wounds
are never found on hands most of the time.

If you only look on the surface, you’ll see nothing there -
you’ll see no cuts, no scratches -
because most defensive wounds show themselves by proxy -
the way the whiff of sulfur suggests dead matches.

From a sudden jolt or change in tone,
a pause of the voice while speaking -
where there once were nearly whispers
now half as loud, but somehow yet, almost shrieking,

to the moment when you see
there’s nothing in the distance, nothing really there
nothing but a ride of a merry-go-round, somewhere far off,
inside a ten-thousand yard stare,

you need not be police detective,
you need not ever know the crime,
to know the real truth – that defensive wounds
are never found on hands most of the time.

I Could Never Be Your Woman, Bollywood

I could never be your woman, Bollywood.
I could never be your woman despite what you read in the fishwraps.

I could never be your woman 1–5.
I could never be your woman, Part 1 of 4.

I could never be your woman (a.k.a. “All That Really Matters,”).
I could never be your woman (a.k.a. “El Novio De Mi Madre”).
I could never be your woman, a customer from Kettering, England.

I could never be your woman. It’s rather odd.

I could never be your woman sky.
I could never be your woman stars.
I could never be your woman watch.
I could never be your woman minidisco.
I could never be your woman trailer.
I could never be your woman-free military photos.

I could never be your woman. I served the King of England!
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Poem assemblage constructed from punctuated Google search results for “I could never be your woman”.

I Could Never Be Your Woman

I could never be your woman for sale.
I could never be your woman at a low price.
I could never be your woman for free.

I could never be your woman online.
I could never be your woman here.
I could never be your woman on MTV.

I could never be your woman monsters.
I could never be your woman from the 90′s.
I could never be your woman last year about this time.
I could never be your woman (new favourite).
I could never be your woman (coming soon).
I could never be your woman for the first time.

I could never be your woman song.
I could never be your woman lyrics.
I could never be your woman soundtrack.
I could never be your woman remix.

I could never be your woman plot.
I could never be your woman news.
I could never be your woman synopsis.
I could never be your woman views.

I could never be your woman category.
I could never be your woman identity.
I could never be your woman type of work.
I could never be your woman nobody.

I could never be your woman in only Dutch.
I could never be your woman (limited French).
I could never be your woman. “Explicit Filter on.”
I could never be your woman (full length).

I could never be your woman pictures.
I could never be your woman posters.
I could never be your woman photo gallery.
I could never be your woman, directed.
I could never be your woman in full video.
I could never be your woman on DVD.

I could never be your woman ringtone.
I could never be your woman widescreen.
I could never be your woman-cam.
I could never be your woman green.

I could never be your woman solo.
I could never be your woman by myself.
I could never be your woman plus many.
I could never be your woman new on the shelf.

I could never be your woman search.
I could never be your woman find.
I could never be your woman results.
I could never be your woman, but then there’s that line.

I could never be your woman. Review.
I could never be your woman. There is no summary.
I could never be your woman. Release.
I could never be your woman. Makes sense to me.

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Poem assemblage constructed from punctuated Google search results for “I could never be your woman”.

Part of Making a Difference

clean out the wax from your ears
and listen again
only this time try something different
for a change and actually think

a wedding invitation
in tropical pink and chocolate ink

IS

PART

OF

MAKING

A

DIFFERENCE

DONALD!

and there could be no tomorrow

because the texture rips the eraser to shreds after awhile
because you can only go on as long as you ever can
because invisible ink cannot be seen without the proper reagent
because you are slim at the bottom and great for tucking into boots
because zeal of late is less abstract

give the hospitality capsules
to the boxing team from the 1st Battalion
on welcoming duties

check out the box score –
your chance to finally contribute
to the family’s bottom line

lead the gospel singing quartet in good harmony
Spot Barnet on saxophone
enter your Florida address
mention phrases like “zeal value” and “exclusionarily inclusive.”
offer praise for the tag-team in the kitchen
protect your little corner of the world’s wall with on the fly reverse-evolution
try and win the game from the top of the bottom of your heart down
participate at any point in time before 31st August 2010
buy a cave and stuff it with bikini bottoms
introduce fashion to function and be the best man
hit the beach and teach it to be a man
paint red digits on every alpha male you come across
navigate your way to the swimming place by submarine

because all is blessed
because even the unblessed are blessed
and the already blessed are doubly-blessed
and there could be no tomorrow

Questionnaire (no. 2)

1. I am ____________________ .
    a. more Sam Spade than Maltese Falcon
    b. more Maltese Falcon than Sam Spade

2. Could ghosts destroy a family the way that evil spirits did George and Kathy Lutz?
    YES / ABSOLUTELY

3. Are you one of the gems which link to the computers?
    YES / NO

4. It is possible that the protocols are corrupted?
    a. all of the above
    b. red

Meet the Team

On this team, we fight for that inch.
On this team, we tear ourselves apart,
sucking our way to the bottom.

Sailor Star Fighter is your typical zealous hero type.

Kristi specializes in helping.

Helga and Max are grandiose visionaries whose zest for life inspires others as much as their safe-deposit boxes, ham radios, drum sets, smaller models of drum sets, etc.

Diane is a fantastic lady – full of all types of empty plastic bags.

Rain brings the smell of the wheat and splits her time between putting the “able” in table and the “i” in panic.

Lyle sits on a little pony with tusks and handles matters officially Chinese.

Daphne’s infant, Thermobaby, destroys antique furniture with powerful, adult-sized stools.

Terry goes home with an empty lunch box, then fills it, then does it all again the next day.

Powderpuff is a whimsical canine with fluffy hair on the ears – a little trimmed-mane plumed fairy whose special forward-pointing motions denote the presence of explosives or Romanians.

Rev. Maxi mixes holy terms with the full scientific names of muscle groups found in the anatomy of deep sea aquatic mammals.

Hank bets the milk money and says “Shazam-a-wammy!” a lot for no apparent reason.

This is our team.
No job is too small or too large.
No danger is too great or too inconsequential.

Our clients believe us when we promise
that on this team,
we will fight for that inch,
and we will tear ourselves apart,
and will never stop sucking until we reach the bottom.

Tree Sounds

When a giant old growth tree dies in the forest
and falls to the ground,
even if the forest is empty and no one is around,
it can and will and does makes a sound,

because when it breaks you’ll find
it is made up mostly of Little Fellows
and you can hear their groans of pain
at least 200 yards away.

This is the Truth of the Situation

Just as the planets are held in their orbits
not by wires or metal like on the model,
but by the law of universal gravitation,

so you are held in my arms
not by Velcro like on the model,
but because someone has poured gravy over us and it has hardened.

And though we’ve been licking furiously for hours,
we’ve both slowed down, not because we’re
so sick of tasting gravy, but because we realize

that part of what is holding us together could be love,
but fear that once the hardened gravy is rinsed off
what could be our true love will rinse off as well.

So let us turn our licks to kisses
to let our love and the hardened gravy last
and rock ourselves out the door

into a crevice
where we will not be found for days
and hope it doesn’t rain.

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